Tuesday, August 30, 2005

10 Truths(?)

Okay.

Mayb i'm conflicted now about calling these 'truths'.

Tru-isms,mayb..?Is there a diff..?Wonder what the definition of truism actually is....

Got this as a 4ward sometime back.usually hate these things,but hey-'right' is 'RIGHT'.


TEN TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was NOT white
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. KISSING YOUR PET IS NOT CUTE OR CLEAN
5. Skinny does NOT equal sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional butt whupping helps a child stay in line
10. HAVING YOUR CHILDREN CURSE YOU OUT IN PUBLIC IS NOT NORMAL

TEN TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. Hickeys are NOT attractive
2. Chicken is food, NOT a roommate
3. JESUS IS NOT A NAME FOR YOUR SON
4. Your country's flag is NOT a car decoration
5. Maria is a name but NOT for every daughter
6. Jump out and run is NOT in any insurance policy
7. Ten people in a car is considered too many
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement
9. MAMI AND PAPI CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE NICKNAME OF EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is NOT normal


TEN TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. O.J. did it
2. Tupac is dead
3. TEETH SHOULD NOT BE DECORATED
4. Weddings should start on time
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President
7. RED IS NOT A KOOL AID FLAVOR, IT'S A COLOR
8. Church does NOT require expensive clothes
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away
10.Your rims and sound system should NOT be worth more than your car

2 comments:

Morisset said...

LOL!!! Hate to say it, but it seems so TRUE!

Anonymous said...

That was funny sweetie. Why didn't you put 10 Things White People Know, But Black and Hispanic don't want to Admit." I know..you know I know...and I know that you know that I know you know...